Tokinon Kronicus

He “who shall not be named” is a member of the legendary McGanja Clan of Mountain Giants from the land of Indica Sativa. He, along with his sorceress wife Professor McGanjagirl, helped to forge Whiskey Squad with her magic and his mighty Brain Cell Hammer in the fires below Mount Reefer. The witch cast a spell of sticky green at the same time “He” swung his hammer with tremendous force and all who stood before them turned to smoke.

With two gut wrenching coughs the bond was sealed and Whiskey Squad was alive. The infant squad was delivered to King Zeke T Freak in the land of Youranus by his most trusted Butt Pirates Lt. Roastabowl, and Lucky Charms. The King raised the baby squad as his own and thus Whiskey Squad was born. If you listen closely on a quite night you will hear the faint sound of coughing from deep inside the mountain just before a ringing voice tears into your head and screams “GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!”

So is the Holy Mythology of Whiskey Squad beginnings. Now bow yours heads in fear of its POWER!!!