Zeke_T_Freak (aka Old Man)

Oldest member and reigning official nut case! Zeke founded the squad with the help of Tokinon Kronicus, Professor McGanjagirl, Lt Roastabowl and LuckyCharms in Oct 2005. While still in its infancy he had a hiccup and thought wouldn’t this be fun to have more people join us? So they started mustering their troops and created what is now one of the lamest bunch of layabouts you have ever seen. Zeke will be celebrating his 205 birthday and wishes for nothing more than a headshot. Not to put a good thing down but he can’t hit the broadside of a terrorist if his life depended on it.

Greatest Quote: "How did that feel?"

Has been heard to mutter in his sleep: "WOOT WOOT!" Not quite sure why but we love him for it

Favorite Line from a Movie: "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" - Blazing Saddles

Favorite Line from a Song: "Hello, hello, hello... Is there anybody in there?" - Pink Floyd